Chief Chatter (aka Sales Clerk)
🌟 Join the Snarky Squad as a Chief Chatter (Sales Clerk)! 🌟
Are you a master of mischief with a knack for retail? Do you sprinkle sarcasm like confetti and charm customers with your wit? If so, Snarky Malarkey's wants YOU to join our team! This is a very part-time role for the summer season working one day per week (you pick the day; same day each week) and one weekend a month (Fri-Sun) -- with opportunites for additional shifts here and there.
About Us: At Snarky Malarkey's, we take laughter seriously. Our shelves are stocked with sass, our aisles echo with chuckles, and our customers leave with smiles as wide as the Grand Canyon. We're not your average retail store – we're a haven for humor, a sanctuary for snark, and a paradise for pun-lovers. If you've got a sharp tongue and a soft spot for comedy, you'll feel right at home here.
Job Title: Chief Chatter (Sales Clerk) As a Chief Chatter, your duties will include:
🎭 Engaging customers with your wit and charm
🛍️ Assisting shoppers with finding their perfect dose of snark
💬 Spreading joy and laughter throughout the store
💰 Ringing up purchases (while cracking jokes, of course)
📦 Restocking merchandise
🧹 Dusting and sweeping to keep our store looking sharp and snazzy.
📱 Be "Social Media Savvy" and craft 1-2 engaging Facebook posts per week to share the laughter and spread the snark with our online community, the Snarky Squad.
Requirements: To excel in this role, you must:
🌟 Possess a passion for humor and a flair for the dramatic
🗣️ Have excellent communication skills and a knack for conversation
💼 Have a proven work history of being reliable, punctual, and honest
📆 Be willing to work occasional extra shifts with advanced notice (starting with some shifts on Memorial Day weekend)
How to Apply: Ready to embark on this comedy-filled adventure? Use the Quick Apply button to apply -- ideally include a brief cover letter showcasing your wit and personality. Bonus points for including your favorite joke or pun!
Join us at Snarky Malarkey's, where every day is a punchline waiting to happen. Apply now and let's get snarky together!
